Don't Smoke Internet Podcast

Just wanna say congrats to Pollard to his Art Show in NY Aug27-28 "The Public Hi Fi Balloon" and I'm bummed I'm missing it. So to console myself I put together an upbeat mix of recent Pollard music. BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE BUFFALO SPIDERS and STRONG LIONS. Rock Robot guide to GBV, GBVDB.com ... and totally http://tirbd.com/min/?p=176 My Impression Now Blog -- just writing SUPERB PIECES about individual songs!!

Also, Jersey Shore fun // Tracklist of Pollard songs:
1. Boston Spaceships - Ate It Twice
2. Boston Spaceships - Heavy Crown
3. Boston Spaceships - Found Obstruction Rock N Roll
4. Robert Pollard - Cavezone
5. Robert Pollard - Call the Crooks
6. Robert Pollard - Do It Paradise Style
7. Circus Devils - Love/Hate Relationship with the Human Race
8. Circus Devils - Buffalo Spiders
9. Robert Pollard - I'm A Strong Lion
10.Robert Pollard - Teardrop Painballs

I think theres a juggalo curse on this episode. My computer won't go 5 minutes without crashing, so its unfinished in a sense. In someways its the most complete Don't SMoke Yet.

Big Boi - Back Up Plan/You Ain't No DJ/
sylvester levay - chase from the 1986 film smash hit cobra
Joe Campbell - Masks of Eternity
Jean Beauvoir - Feel the Heat
Buzz Killington has a story about a bridge he thinks you'd enjoy

9 mins!

Inception Intro/
CCC's - White Sand/
Blood Brothers - Feed Me to the Forest/
Unwound - Meet the Plastics/
Onion Radio News/
Fantasy Football w/ Gus Ramsey & Bill Simmons -Dan Qualye's son Dirty.com News Report/
Circus Devils - The Pit Fighter/
Ghostface Killah ft. Sun God - Street Opera/
Lightning Bolt - Funny Farm
Pit Fighter Reprise Outro

Violent JJ - I'm a Bad Man
Brian Austin Green - Beauty & Da Beats
RJD2 - Small Plans
Circus Devils - Lance the Boiling Sun
Lifeguards - Sea of Dead/Ugly Casanova - Hotcha Girls
Onion Radio News
Don Caballero - You Drink Alot of Coffee for a Teenager
Brian Austin Green - 1-2-Threez
Outro

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Rick Ross Mix by Don't Smoke Podcast!

w/ The Lapse, Sparklehorse, Cat Power, Air, Rick Ross, Young Jeezy & The Venetian Snares. Not necessarily in that order.

Intro
Jadakiss ft. Styles P - Top 5 Dead or Alive
Birdshit - Two of Hearts
Onion Radio News FOR KIDS!
Vague Angels - Astringent Curse of St. Ides Inverse
Spider Bags - Hey Delinquents
PSA
The Library is on Fire - I Miss You So Much, It Hurts so Bad
Billy Bob Neck Speaks on the World Cup
Smog - Cold Blooded Old Times/Outro

Olsen Twins - Pizza Party
Atari Teenage Riot - Deutschland Has Gotta Die!!
Kevin Interlude
Amplive ft. Too $hort & Zion I - Nudez
Ryan & Kelly Interlude
Friends & Family - Taking In Your Iris (Pt. I)
The Liars - There's Always Room on the Broom
Steamroom Interlude
Young Jeezy - Insane
Gucci Mane - Parked Outside
OJ The Juiceman - Good Night
Sun Ra - We Travel the Spaceways
Outro

Circus Devils - Swing Shift
Robert Pollard - Search Light Pick Ups (??)
Guided By Voices - Your Name is Wild
Circus Devils - Bad Baby Blue
Cosmos - Don't Be A Shy Nurse
Keene Brothers - Death of A Party
Phantom Tollbooth (???)
Robert Pollard - Arrows & Balloons
Boston Spaceships - How Wrong You Are
Guided By Voices - Fly Into Ashes
Robert Pollard - I've Owned You For Centuries
Robert Pollard - The Chance to Buy An Island
Robert Pollard - It's Easy (Suitcase Version)
Robert Pollard - No Island
Circus Devils - Peace Needle
Circus Devils - Just Touch Them
Boston Spaceships - Dorthy's A Planet
Circus Devils - Just Touch Them (Reprise)
Robert Pollard - Circle Saw Boys Club
Circus Devils - Outlasting Garafalo
Robert Pollard - Spider Eyes

A sequel to my first one, which can be found here: http://dontsmokegetofftheinternet.blogspot.com/2009/06/episode-4-robert-pollard-podcast.html

boston spaceships - canned food demons/airport 5 - is she ever?/robert pollard - dancing girls and dancing men/ robert pollard - miles under the skin/guided by voices - hit/robert pollard - rhoda rhoda/guided by voices - game of pricks/lifeguards - then we agree/circus devils - 8 legs to love you/guided by voices - i'll replace you with machines/robert pollard - call the crooks/robert pollard - i surround you naked/guided by voices - as we go up, we go down/keene brothers - death of a party/circus devils - strange journey (see you inside)

Circus Devils - Rose In Paradise, Friends & Family - Revealing Your Love, Prefuse 73 - Sexual Fantasy Scale, Tenement Halls - Plenty is Never Enough, Go Back Snowball - Never Forget Where You Find Them, Dilla/Doom/Guilty Simpson - Mash's Revenge, Blood Brothers - Set Fire to the FAce on Fire, Green Lantern - License to Kill (remix), Birdshit - Still Fly, Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

Stunner Island: The mythical place Birdman alludes to on Stuntin Like My Daddy.

Matching grills, Big Houses On The Hill
Got Them Hoes In The Kitchen All Cooking paying bills
On Stunner Island, Dollar After Dollar
Flipping Chickens Getting Tickets want the money and the power

[[00:32]] Intro
[[03:57]] Howling Hex - Lines In The Sky
[[07:07]] Birdman - The Bird Shatterer
[[10:30]] Jaguar Love - Jaguar Warriors
[[12:15]] Stunner Island
[[13:50]] Gentle Friendly - RIP Static
[[17:33]] Interlude
[[20:10]] Robert Pollard - I'll Take The Cure
[[22:00]] The Eternals - Remove Ya
[[30:17]] Three 6 Mafia ft. Project Pat & Webbie - Lil Freak Ugh Ugh/Outro

This episode features the hit NBC show Parks n Recreation with music from Freeway, Trife Diesel, Terminology, Swave Sevah, Sean Price, Poison Pen & Byran Williams aka the Birdman, for feature i like to call Birdshit. The Birdman Is A Not Normal Guy. I'd like to spread awareness of this fact! Think of what our children's children will think when they hear him say things like "Birdman Red Monkeys!" It won't make any sense! Also he has a giant red star tattooed on the top of his head.

[[00:32]] Trife Da God ft. Freeway & Termanology - Project Leaders
[[04:20]] Blood Diamonds Interlude
[[05:15]] Birdman ft. Drake & Lil Wayne - Money To Blow (Don't Smoke remix // venetian snares blends)
[[08:39]] Venezuelan Visit Interlude
[[10:10]] Freeway - Freeway's Beard
[[12:33]] Birdman ft. Lil Wayne - Work
[[14:45]] A Visit to the Park
[[17:02]] Sean Price ft. Poison Pen, Swave Sevah - Bars of Death
[[20:30]] Ron Swanson Interlude
[[21:02]] Birdman & Lil Wayne - Stuntin' Like My Daddy (Don't Smoke remix // Sonata for Birdman; blend w/ Unwound "Sonata for Loudspeakers")

Wow, what else can be said about episode 27. Michael Jordan is a truly insane human being. He said his brother was the perfect example of the phrase "Small Things Come in Small Packages"! Anywho, heres the next one: Excellent Italian Greyhound was the 2008, or maybe 2007 album by Shellac. The album is called Excellent Italian Greyhound with a picture of an Italian Greyhound surrounded by fruit. Very wtf and awesome. Well I caught the band, chiefly Todd Trainer, their drummer on Animal Planet chatting about it. It was on "Dogs 101" and its part of a larger piece about Italian Greyhounds and its informative and funny, and yes Italian Greyhounds rock!!

[[00:32]] Unwound - We Invent You
[[01:06]] Rod Stewart - I Was Only Joking
[[02:56]] Joanna Newsom - Sadie
[[03:40]] Sonic Youth - Providence
[[05:37]] Modern Institute - Not A Word Manni
[[07:17]] Arcade Fire - Haiti
[[11:38]] Shellac on Animal Planet Program "Dogs 101" discussing the inspiration for their album "Excellent Italian Greyhound"
[[16:45]] Venetian Snares - Hand Throw
[[18:25]] Venetian Snares - Too Young
[[20:22]] Motley Crue - Too Young To Fall In Love
[[22:00]] Unwound - Treachery
[[25:25]] Shellac - Be Prepared
[[27:11]] Birdman/Lil Wayne/Sleeping People - Pop Bottles (Don't Smoke Remix)
[[31:00]] Outro

Click the drop.io link for a high quality mp3.

Have you heard Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame Induction Speech from this past September (11th, appropriately enough)? It is incredible. He's clearly kinda buzzed and decided this would be the perfect time to let the world know how he felt about people we already knew he didn't like. Also he's still very very pissed about being left off a Sports Illustrated cover in 1982. Seriously. His speech can be heard here unabridged with musical accompaniment from the Notorious BIG, The White Stripes, The Shipping News, Rod Stewart, Leo Sayer & myself.

This is not what the Lil Wayne "Rock" album will sound like. But due to modern technology, we can conjure a world where Lil Wayne got into math rock instead of Kevin Rudolph-rock.